Respectable (Surrey Council Office Mix)

Hey Kay!
Hey Nikki!
Budget, budget… where’s the budget?

(Verse 1)
Kay’s got a to-do list nice and neat,
Starts at number two, skips number one each week.
“That’s important… it’ll have to wait,”
Somehow task number seven becomes top priority today.

Nikki joins another Teams call,
Copilot’s doing most of it all.
Every meeting starts the same:
“Before we begin… let’s talk about me again!”

(Pre-Chorus)
Emails waiting, phones all ring,
Someone asks, “Who’s actioning?”
Kay says, “That’s tomorrow’s plan.”
Nikki says, “Copilot can!”

(Chorus)
Take it or leave it,
That’s how they achieve it.
They’re always keeping Surrey… questionable!
Task two’s completed,
Task one’s defeated.
They’re always keeping Surrey… unforgettable!

(Verse 2)
Need a decision? Don’t ask Kay,
She’ll circle back another day.
Number one’s still gathering dust,
But number eight’s now an absolute must.

Nikki’s talking, camera’s on,
Twenty minutes and she’s still not gone.
Copilot writes the meeting note,
While Nikki’s telling her favourite quote.

(Bridge)
Month-end’s coming, everyone’s tense,
Where’s the budget? “That’s immense!”
Someone whispers with a grin,
“Has anyone seen task number one again?”

(Final Chorus)
Laugh if you want to,
They’ll still surprise you.
They’re always keeping Surrey… entertaining!
Kay’s re-prioritising,
Nikki’s self-advertising.
With Copilot doing all the explaining!

(Outro)
Here’s to Kay with list number two,
And Nikki with meetings the whole day through.
If you need an answer, don’t despair…
Just book a meeting… sometime next year!