Respectable (Surrey Council Finance Mix)

(Intro)
Hey Kay!
Hey Nikki!
Budget, budget… where’s the budget?

(Verse 1)
Kay’s got a to-do list nice and neat,
Starts at number two, skips number one each week.
“That’s important… it’ll have to wait,”
Somehow task number seven becomes top priority today.

Nikki’s got a to-do list long,
Adds more jobs the whole day long.
Writes them down with great delight…
Then delegates them left and right!

(Pre-Chorus)
Emails waiting, phones all ring,
Someone asks, “Who’s actioning?”
Kay says, “That’s tomorrow’s plan.”
Nikki says, “Someone else can!”

(Chorus)
Take it or leave it,
That’s how they achieve it.
They’re always keeping Surrey… questionable!
Task two’s completed,
Task one’s defeated.
They’re always keeping Surrey… unforgettable!

(Verse 2)
Need a decision? Don’t ask Kay,
She’ll circle back another day.
Number one’s still gathering dust,
But number eight’s now an absolute must.

Nikki loves another meeting,
Updating everyone she’s greeting.
Action points? She’ll gladly share…
As long as somebody else gets there!

(Bridge)
Month-end’s coming, pressure’s high,
Everyone lets out a sigh.
Who steps in when things go astray?
Marius saves the day!

Budgets balanced, crisis gone,
Carries everyone along.
While Kay reorders every file,
Nikki delegates with a smile.

(Final Chorus)
Take it or leave it,
That’s how they achieve it.
They’re always keeping Surrey… entertaining!
Kay’s reprioritising,
Nikki’s delegating,
Marius saves the day without complaining!

(Outro)
Here’s to Kay with list number two,
Nikki’s got another task for you.
If everything’s gone a bit astray…
Just wait… Marius will save the day!